Got my gaurden all packed up.
   I got them tiny lights to put in bushes.
   When they shine, boy I tell ya,
   ain't a brighter night to come by...
   I packed my chair... Sixteen cushions
   And them plastic things to keep it clean.
   Don't want no messy palms or backs
   to scuff or tarnish my recliner.
   Ain't a finer place to sit and watch TV
   (I packed that, too.)
   As you can see, I'm quite prepared.
   Gotta stop by the store on the way there
   and pick up a couple a things;
   A carton of cigarettes and maybe another case of beer.
   I hope there's a mini-mart in heaven.